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man wearing leather riding jacket and holding helmet on hip wearing a t-shirt with a design described as text, "the word for the day", above larger text, "LEGS", above and image of a bottomless girl lying on her stomach with legs spread and feet in the air, text, "SPREAD", covering her privates, above text, "the word"
flirty woman wearing a pullover hoodie with image of arrow shaped like a cock, arrow shaped like a pussy, arrows lined up like cock entering a pussy, text, "You Have To Lick It… Before You Stick It"
man in sweatshirt and sock hat with an image of cute beer bottle lying horizontally with testicles, text, "BEER NUTS"

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middle-aged woman leaning againt the wall in the welding shop with a welding hood and glove on wearing a t-shirt with image of half of a red heart that is beautiful, and half of a red heart splattered with bullet hole smoking, text, "I Am The Perfect Woman – Somewhere Between… Proverbs 31 & Beth Dutton"
male construction worker wearing a pullover hoodie with image of rat on all four feet with human hand holding tail up, hand with finger pointing at rats ass, text, "I don't give a rats ass"
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text, "the word for the day", above larger text, "LEGS", above and image of a bottomless girl lying on her stomach with legs spread and feet in the air, text, "SPREAD", covering her privates, above text, "the word"
text in large lettering "white trash" with banner between words, text "breeding, traditon, up-bringing"
text in bold font, "uniporn" above the image of silhouettes of a unicorn stallion breeding a unicorn mare, text below image, "mythical - magical - hardcore", on a background of sparkly stars
text in large lettering "I believe in peace and love... in other words... I'd love a piece! with images of a peace symbol, hearts and a cherry with a stem
text in bold font, "uniporn" above the image of silhouettes of a unicorn stallion breeding a unicorn mare, text below image, "mythical - magical - hardcore", on a background of sparkly stars
text in large lettering "how about a movie?" - silhouette image of a woman on top of a man grinding their crotches' together - text "you movin'... on top of me movin!!!
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suggestive, provocative, hot, cute, arousing, exciting, stimulating, titillating, racy, naughty, risqué, lewd...
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lewd, raunchy, steamy, indelicate, improper, unseemly, sexual, adult, crude, sexy, smutty, dirty, ribald, bawdy...
chicken egg surrounded by text, "I'm ready to be laid"
angry cartoon squirrel pointing with hand standing on stump ready to throw nut, text, "FEEL THE WRATH OF MY NUTS!"
arrow shaped like a cock, arrow shaped like a pussy, arrows lined up like cock entering a pussy, text, "You Have To Lick It… Before You Stick It"
hot devil girl with a pitchfork sitting on top of lettering with pointed tail sticking up, smoking cigarette, text, "Anybody Wanna Fork?"
cartoon dog with raised hind leg pissing on fire hydrant, text, "Don't Worry – Problem Solved!"
hybrid grain growers sign, blue pill, ear of corn sticking up like a cock & balls, florence flask and beaker, text, "Viagraculture Services, Inc. — We Make It Harder…And Easier…At The Same Time"
racy, vulgar, coarse, salacious, improper, unbecoming, undignified, indiscreet, indelicate, indecorous...
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bong surrounded with stuttering, hesitating, indecisive words, text, "A Bong A Day… Keeps the…….. somethin'…….. somethin'…… somethin'……… whatever, away!"
green landscape hills with sun rising and marijuana leaf in center, text, "It's A Beautiful Day In The Neighborhood"
group of cartoon people smiling and staring at bowlers playing with their balls, text, "BOWLING - the most fun you can have watching people play with their balls!"
melting, dripping font, text "drink beer smoke pot trip like a fucking dog"
cute beer bottle lying horizontally with testicles, text, "BEER NUTS"
old hillbilly shack with bong sticking thru roof surrounded by cow, pig, chicken silhouettes, text, "Bong Brothers BBQ Shack — We're Always Smokin' Somethin'"
ungentlemanly, unladylike, tactless, rude, tasteless, wild, perverse, incorrigible, mischievous, playful...
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baggie with marijuana inside, musical notes gliding into the background, text, "Here's a Quarter… Be someone who Shares!"
graphic shapes containing the text, "I like poetry... Long walks on the beach... and Poking dead things with a stick"
text in various colorful fonts, text, "Sex, Drugs & Rock n' Roll… Your Place... Or Mine?"
rat on all four feet with human hand holding tail up, hand with finger pointing at rats ass, text, "I don't give a rats"
giant marijuana bud with lots of color, silhouette of Barney Fife look alike leaning on it, text, "YEAH… That's Right! – NIPPED IT In The Bud!"
sign with six silhouettes of hot, crazy, psycho women in, around, and on the text, "Psycho Magnet"
impish, rascally, bratty, rude, saucy, off-color, trashy, frisky, jolly, lively, full of fun, frolicsome, sportive...
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bronc rider on a bucking horse, saddle, hitching post, hot girl in fishnets on hands and knees waiting, text, "You can't be FIRST… but you CAN be NEXT… giddy-up"
box of fancy chocolates with lid off and marked with CONTAINS: 25 MG THC, text, "Momma says, "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get… MY momma says, "After 3 or 4 pieces, you won't give a SHIT!"
dead cartoon cow on back with tits up, farm house, barn and fields in background, text, "My cow died… so I don't need your BULL"
text, "in a blind taste test 7 out of 10 women preferred… ME" with box checked for ME
newspaper front page, paper reads REAL WORLD NEWS - A trained eye on your world - breaking news - A small part of Robert (BO) Gus Communications Worldwide, silhouette of hot pole dancer, text, "Sensational: Latest Pole Shows Promise!"
bottle of pills spilling out, jug of moonshine, one-hitter, text, "When life gets you down… PHUKITALL! The proven, effective way to "Deal With Life" — on YOUR terms! Also available in liquid, and handy inhaler form!"
high-spirited, exuberant, perky; mischievous, clownish, kittenish, tricksy, lighthearted, in jest, joking, teasing, humorous, tongue-in-cheek, flippant, squirrely...
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old cartoon bear gesturing with paw "making a point", text, "At my age maybe I can't cut the mustard… but I can still lick the jar"
rocks glass half full of liquor, text "You Need A Drink… How's about a Double Shot of SHUT THE HELL UP"
3 hot women silhouettes in bikinis walking with arms up like they are celebrating, text, "MY TECHNIQUE… Beer, Wine & Licker' (in the right place - a lot!)"
cowboy silhouette, text, "you gotta' know when to hold' them, know when to blow them, know when to walk away, and know when to run ----- you ladies listening?"
image of bull with attitude, with arrow pointing to bulls butt, text, "bullshit starts here"
cartoon dinosaur lying stomach down with long red tongue stuck out ready to lick a pussy, text, "I'm A MODERN Kind Of Dinosaur — Lickalotapuss"
suggestive, provocative, hot, cute, arousing, exciting, stimulating, titillating, racy, naughty, risqué, lewd...
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circle with head of a salmon and a full body slice with curving text underneath that says "eat salmon..." - circle with close up picture of a woman wearing a skimpy bikini bottom with curving text underneath that says "...the other pink meat"
text "git'r out... git'r up... git'r in... git'r off....... git'r a cab"
text in large lettering "world renowned female therapist" above a chinese new-year dragon - text below "dr. sum cum soon highly skilled in the ancient techniques of female anxiety and stress relief - make appointment anytime --- and let the doctor fill you in!"
cartoon bull in straight jacket, corks on horns, bell around neck, squatted down, text, "Im suffering from dèjá MOO… the feeling I've heard this BULLSHIT before"
large numerals of 34 - 1/2 - text that says "my favorite part of 69"
mans head with brain showing, brain cells holding pills, beer bottle, liquor bottle, brassiere, condom, marijuana joint, cigarette, one-hitter box, draft beer, tall drink glass with their tendrils, text, "This is my brain… this is my brain deep in thought"
racy, vulgar, coarse, salacious, improper, unbecoming, undignified, indiscreet, indelicate, indecorous...
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half of a red heart that is beautiful, and half of a red heart splattered with bullet hole smoking, text, "I Am The Perfect Woman – Somewhere Between… Proverbs 31 & Beth Dutton"
bottle of pills and prescription slip from Dr. Robert (BO) Gus for refills, text, "They Say I'm FULL OF IT – Must Be My Medication – Amloadapoop 30 mg"
ungentlemanly, unladylike, tactless, rude, tasteless, wild, perverse, incorrigible, mischievous, playful...
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